Friday, January 19, 2007

the day you realize your brother is a homo...

as i read my one and only brother's blogs on a daily basis, i often shake my head in disbelief and utter..."he is such a homo!" i do of course realize that uttering these words makes me almost as gay as him...because #1 i am reading the blog & #2 because i read the blog and am now talking to myself...out loud...

after i look around and make sure nobody heard me..i finish reading the homo-ness of the blog & then wonder how or why anyone married him...had more than one baby with him...and is still married to him...then i shake my head and say, "they are such homos!"

then i realize that they are the two gayest & cheapest individuals on this earth..!! if they didn't find each other...they would still be alone...cheap and searching for each other..!! ryan would be complaining about all the dinners he has to pay for and michelle would still be driving the geo...

that old saying "there is someone for everyone" has to be true...because there is only one person for each of those homos...they are just lucky enough to have found each other early in life to exchange plans of saving $2 here and $5 there...

i'm sure by the end they will have saved a few bucks here and there...but in the long run...if you buy the cheapest crap you can find...and have it shipped...don't you spend more money replacing it and having it shipped again...and again..??

oh well...if you're born a homo...you're a homo...or so they say :)

2 comments:

Carol said...

can i just say - they are so gay for each other :)

rymiembeal said...

You're a Homo!