Thursday, February 01, 2007

When they point the gun @ you...

Although I have NO idea what all cops are doing at any given time...(i know i know...how can one cop not know what every other cop is up to..??)...for example...when random DPS officers are doing high risk stops on the highway and I have been:

A) asleep for a couple of hours

and

B) working for a different agency for some length of time

...I would obviously have NO idea why this was happening...I can guess...it was probably a stolen vehicle or someone that failed to yield or they had info that whomever was driving the vehicle was a threat/dangerous blah blah blah...

(& for a quick side note...we pull out our guns a lot...it's normal...it happens almost everyday...and a lot of times we could/should shoot a lot of really stupid people that

A) Don't listen when we tell them to:
1. stop
2. put there hands up
3. drop the weapon
4. anything else...

and

B) Do stupid stuff like:
1. won't stop beating the crap out of the girlfriend that already has 2
black eyes & is bleeding from the mouth, nose, ears, etc...
2. hit us/spit on us 3. tell us to "F$&# OFF" when we tell them what to do...
3. Anything else...like pull knives, try to run us over, etc...

...but we opt to use other means to settle the situation...

But...when the GUN is pointed at you...(esp the one that goes on the end of a tank)...it's okay to

A) shoot back with your attached missiles on the James Bond conversion style suburban

or

B) call your prettiest sister and tell her that the Sheriff's department just pointed a very large weapon at the mom mobile sportin 20's..!! If your head gets nearly blown off because some jackass decides he'd rather blow his brains out...it's worth a phone call...

Because if it's for a good cause...phone calls can be made to find out what the hell is going on and why tanks are on the city streets...

Hopefully it was marked with a pretty picture of Sheriff Joe...everything else is (including the jail...yes the jail has pictures of the "great leader" on the walls)

Lastly...were you armed..?? We need to use that 2nd amendment right and bear arms...not that your Gloc can fight off a tank...but what if crazy suicide man gets lose..?? If he has a gun...he isn't afraid to use it...so blow his brains out for him...(he clearly needs to die if he ever points a gun at any cop or at any child that gets in his way...or you...)

Now THAT would be something the tax payers would be proud of..!!

p.s. Oh yeah...& Ryan...we never said you weren't a great dad...great and cheap have nothing to do with each other...(& I can't believe my Camaro landed you a wife (that actually likes you)...maybe that's what I am doing wrong...I need that Camaro back!!)

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