NO! THERE ARE NO PICTURES!

I FEEL LIKE DAD WRITING IN ALL CAPS, BUT I AM YELLING.

REGINA, MCKENNA HAS NOTHING ON JAKE SO NO MORE COMPLAINING.

JAKE IS SO NAUGHTY!

IN THE LAST 15 HOURS HE HAS ALMOST PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE

LAST NIGHT WHILE CARSEN WAS TAKING A BATH, ANTH WAS AT HOME DEPOT AND I WAS PICKING UP THE HOUSE AMONG OTHER THINGS. AFTER ONLY A COUPLE MINUTES I WALKED INTO MY BATHROOM TO FIND CARSEN AND JAKE LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. JAKE HAD TAKEN EVERYTHING IN MY ROOM THAT HE COULD CARRY AND HAD THROWN IT INTO THE TUB FULL OF DIRTY WATER.

LET ME JUST GIVE YOU A QUICK LIST OFF THE TOP OF HEAD....

8 CLEAN SHIRTS

2 PAIRS OF CLEAN JEANS

2 PAIRS SWEAT PANTS

2 BOOKS

8 PAIRS OF CLEAN SOCKS

4 YARDS OF EASTER FABRIC THAT WAS WAITING TO BECOME PILLOW CASES

1 LARGE/FULL ROLL TOILET PAPER

8 LARGE, CLEAN TOWELS

I WAS TOO ANGRY TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT MESS. PLUS I AM STILL RE-WASHING ALL THE LAUNDRY THAT I ALREADY DID YESTERDAY BEFORE IT MILDEWS. YUM.

THIS MORNING I WAS PLAYING A GAME WITH CARSEN WHEN I LOOKED OUT INTO THE HALLWAY AND NOTICED THAT JAKE HAD A MARKER AND WAS SCRIBBLING ON THE WALL NEXT TO HIS DOOR. AFTER I CHASED HIM DOWN AND GOT THE PEN AWAY, I NOTICED HE HAD SCRIBBLED ALL OVER NOT ONLY HIS DOOR, BUT UP AND DOWN THE ENTIRE HALLWAY! I RAN AND GRABBED CLEANER AND AS I WASHED, THE FRESH PAINT CAME RIGHT OFF THE WALL. I PAID BIG BUCKS IN DECEMBER TO BUY DUNN EDWARDS PAINT BECAUSE REGINA TOLD ME YOU COULD WASH IF WITHOUT IT COMING OFF. WRONG!!!!

I PAINTED THE HALL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 8 YEARS 12 WEEKS AGO AND NOW I WILL BE PAINTING IT AGAIN.

AGAIN NO PICTURES

IF ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS, I WILL HAVE ONE CUTE, BUT VERY NAUGHTY 2 YEAR OLD FOR SALE.